DEAR SIR OR MADAM

DEAR SIR OR MADAM

THIS MISSIVE MAY SURPRISE YOU COMING AS IT DOES FROM A PERSON UNKNOWN TO YOU. MY NAME IS PETER DURFEE CURRENTLY IN TOKYO JAPAN, WHERE MY FATHER WAS IN CHARGE OF A FAMOUS AND EXCELLENT VOLLEYBALL PROGRAM IN THE PAST. WHILE MY FATHER WAS IN POWER HE RECEIVED THE CONSIDERABLE SUM OF NINE MILLION LITERS OF BEER (9,000,000.00) FOR SERVICES RENDERED TO HIS EXCELLENCY COMMANDER RAYMOND DOWNS. THIS BEER IS CURRENTLYUNAVAILABLE BEING HELD IN ESCROW IN A WAREHOUSE OF NORTH FUCHU REGION. I ASK YOUR HELP IN TRANSFERRING THIS BEER TO A SAFE THIRD NATION WHERE IT MAY BE DRUNK IN PEACE. IF YOU WILL BE SO KIND AS TO PROVIDE YOUR SHIPPING ADDRESS AND FORWARD THE SUM OF FIVE HUNDRED U.S. DOLLARS ($500.00) TO BE USED AS DOWN PAYMENT ON A RENT-A-GARAGE TO STORE THIS BEER I WILL BE FOREVER IN YOUR DEBT KIND SIR OR MADAM AND YOU WILL BE ABLE TO RECEIVE SOME TWENTY PERCENT OF THIS BEER AS A FEE FOR SERVICES RENDERED, THE EQUIVALENT OF ONE MILLION EIGHT HUNDRED THOUSAND LITERS OF BEER (1,800,000.00) WILL BE TRANSFERRED TO YOUR PERSONAL POSSESSION TO DO WITH AS YOU PLEASE. I TRUST YOU WILL KEEP THIS MATTER IN UTMOST SECRECY AND I REMAIN YOUR MOST FAITHFUL CORRESPONDENT. MAY GOD BLESS YOU KIND SIR OR MADAM AND I LOOK FORWARD TO YOUR REPLY AT EARLIEST CONVENIENCE.

PETER THEODORE RUXPIN CUMMERBUND DURFEE III
TOKYO, JAPAN

02/17/2004 | fun | Comments

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