Matayoshi Jesus poster
A quick translation of this year’s election poster for Matayoshi Jesus, running once again in Tokyo 1. If I were doing this as a proper translation I would get rid of the repetition and the WALL OF TEXT single paragraph approach, but then you wouldn’t get the full impact of the original, would you?
MATAYOSHI
Matayoshi Jesus, the one true God, states that certain people must “slice their bellies open and die.” This seppuku represents the very spirit of the Japanese sense of responsibility. Matayoshi Jesus, the one true God, speaks of the attitude that “money is most important; money is everything” and the economy built on belief in the supremacy of profit as the “instigator and source of sin and crime.” This economy brings about war, conflict, terrorism, murder, suicide, industrial accidents, pollution-related disease, poverty, and starvation that kill more than 50,000 people every day in Japan and around the world. Matayoshi Jesus, the one true God, is the only one who can protect the lives of these more than 50,000 people who die each day. Matayoshi Jesus, the one true God, can accomplish this through his World Economic Community, Japan, and World Economic Community. Therefore, all who would politically interfere with or obstruct the World Economic Community, Japan, and World Economic Community of Matayoshi Jesus, the one true God, are the killers of those 50,000 people who die each day. These are the candidates opposing Matayoshi Jesus, the one true God, in the Tokyo 1 District in the House of Representatives election, who include Yosano Kaoru, Kaieda Banri, Tomita Naoki, Mac Akasaka, and Tanaka Junko. Therefore, Yosano Kaoru, Kaieda Banri, Tomita Naoki, Mac Akasaka, and the others must slice their bellies open and die. Tanaka Junko, too, must of course slice her belly open and die. This is because it is only meet for those who would kill others to die themselves. Furthermore, their deaths will not mean a final end for them: Matayoshi Jesus, the one true God, will cast them into the fires of Hell. The same goes for all voters who support them. Let all know these facts and heed the stand being taken. Unless they do, there will be no protection for the lives of the Japanese and the rest of humanity. Gain a full understanding at my Website.
World Economic Community Party Chief
Matayoshi Jesus (Mitsuo)
http://www.matayoshi.org/

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